The dumb pharaoh as a boy:
"Umm....son? If you want to ride on my shoulders, this isn't the way..."
"Umm...sir? I believe your supposed to LIFT the toilet lid before you go..."*
Coming to a Theater Near You:
TERMINATOR--THE EARLY YEARS!
*Showed this to my daughter who promptly said, "But what if people think they really had toilets in ancient Egypt? They didn't, right?" No, they did not, though pharaohs certainly "went" on nice limestone seats-over-holes. So in the interest of accuracy, let it be known that the photo is photoshopped.