"He's so extraordinary!" I commented. "I never get tired of looking at him."
"He's featured in KMT (Egyptology) magazine," Pat pointed out. "They've got some wonderful photos."
Brent smirked slightly, as if holding in a chuckle.
"What?" I asked. "Don't you love him him too?"
"Of course," he said. "Burt's great."
"Yeah. You know. Like Burt Reynolds in that photo he took for Playgirl. That's how the mummy is posing."
Upon which my brain exploded:
Nekkid Burt Reynolds
|4,000 year old mummy.|