Tuesday, January 10, 2012
In the "You Can't Make This Stuff Up" Department...
An onion or garlic was placed in her "lady parts."* If, the next day, her breath smelled of either the onion or garlic, she was good to go.
And...let the jokes begin:
"I've heard of garlic breath, but that's ridiculous!"
"Okay, I've got the onion rings--where's the beef?"
"Wait, why are you crying?"
Got one? Add it to the comments!
*I've learned that using anatomically correct terms means that my site gets blocked from some locations for inappropriate content (Really? It's history!), so I changed the terminology. Use your imagination!